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The Leave Applications; )

· Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

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· This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

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· Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

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· From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

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· Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

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· An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

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· A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

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· Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

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· Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."

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· Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

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· Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

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· Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

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· A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

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Eye Care for PC Users

Eye care 4 PC users

This info' is sure to help PC users very much.

During a recent visit to an optician, one of my friends was told of an
exercise for the eyes by a specialist doctor in the US that he termed as
20-20-20." It is apt for all of us, who spend long hours at our desks,
looking at the computer screen.
I Thought I'd share it with you. 20-20-20
Step I :-
After every 20 minutes of looking into the computer screen, turn your
head and try to look at any object placed at least 20 feet away. This
changes the focal length of your eyes, a must-do for the tired eyes.
Step II :-
Try and blink your eyes for 20 times in succession, to moisten them.
Step III :-
Time permitting of course, one should walk 20 paces after every 20 minutes
of sitting in one particular posture. Helps blood circulation for the entire body.

Circulate among your friends if you care for them and their eyes. They say that your eyes r mirror of your soul, so do take care of them, they are priceless... ......... ....

BRAIN DAMAGING HABITS

BRAIN DAMAGING HABITS

10 Biggest Brain Damaging Habits
1. No Breakfast
People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level. This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration.

2. Overeating
It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power.
3. Smoking
It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease.

4. High Sugar consumption
Too much sugar will interrupt the absorption of proteins and nutrients causing malnutrition and may interfere with brain development.

5. Air Pollution
The brain is the largest oxygen consumer in our body. Inhaling polluted air decreases the supply of oxygen to the brain, bringing about a
decrease in brain efficiency.

6. Sleep Deprivation
Sleep allows our brain to rest. Long term deprivation from sleep will accelerate the death of brain cells.

7. Head covered while sleeping
Sleeping with the head covered increases the concentration of carbon dioxide and decrease concentration of oxygen that may lead to brain damaging effects.

8. Working your brain during illness
Working hard or studying with sickness may lead to a decrease in effectiveness of the brain as well as damage the brain.

9. Lacking in stimulating thoughts
Thinking is the best way to train our brain, lacking in brain stimulation thoughts may cause brain shrinkage.

10. Talking Rarely
Intellectual conversations will promote the efficiency of the brain

CELL PHONE TRICKS

Yes Your CELLPHONE Can Do this....

THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELLPHONE COULD DO...
Your mobile phone can actually be ur life saver or an emergency tool for survival
FIRST
Subject: Emergency

The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialled even if the keypad is locked. Try it out. I’ve tried it myself & it works in India.

SECOND
Subject: Have you locked your keys in the car? Does your car have remote keys?

This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone:
If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call Someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other “remote” for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).

THIRD
Subject: Hidden Battery power

Imagine your cell battery is very low, you are expecting an important call and you don’t have a charger. Some Nokia instruments comes with a reserve battery. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your cell will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.

AND FINALLY...

FOURTH
Subject: How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?

To check your Mobile phone’s IMEI serial number, key in the following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 #
A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. When your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless.

facts about hiv

few facts abt HIV virus

* HIV can *never survive in any other liquid* medium also other than blood or semen (& please for God sake ... never in Pani Puri wala pani)

* Even if one drinks an HIV infected blood (or semen) of someone (ingest through Gastro Intestinal track), the virus can not survive in the acidic pH of stomach*. Highest extent of acidity is 0 (practically not
possible) so imagine 1 as pH which is in our stomach. (This pH can burn your own finger in less than a second if you dip in that acid).


* Exposure of less than 1 second in AIR KILLS the HIV virus*(hence story of needle pricks in Cinema theatres is a crap). Even if blood from a wound (of infected person) dries up (*blood clot*), *the virus dies*and can not infect anyone else

* HIV transmission is *ONLY* an *INFECTION* i.e.entrance of virus in one's body. It *DOES NOT MEAN AIDS*.

* An HIV-infected person (after entrance of virus) can progress to a condition of AIDS only after *8 to 10 YEARS *(not in 15 days as in the Pani Puri story)

* It is *not HIV (virus) that kills a human* .....the virus attacks immune cells (cells that fight against foreign pathogens/antigens) and hence a person's ability to fight against infections & diseases slowly diminishes and person ultimately dies of a disease which could be as simple as TB

* Most importantly, HIV is no longer a dreadful disease ... it is "*CHRONIC MANAGEABLE DISEASE*" just like Diabetes or Hypertension.

* If there is anything you need to be careful from to prevent HIV is Unsafe sex*, *Blood transfusion* (check before taking) /Blood donation (use sterilized needles only) and any *blood contact during an accident *or so where amount of bleeding is very high.

PLZ O PLZ spread this message to avoid rumors and to educate people.

cool bird facts

1.Bats always turn left when they leave their caves.

2.Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day!

3.The oldest bird on record was Cocky, a cockatoo, who died in the
London Zoo at the age of 82.

4.The highest flight by a bird was by a Ruppell's vulture at 37,000
feet. The bird hit a plane at this height.

5.There are an estimated 2,500 collisions between birds and planes each
year in the US.

6.Birds save energy by flying in a "V" formation.

7.Wild Flamingos are pink because they consume vast quantities of algae
and brine shrimp.

8.The flying fox is a bat with a wing span over five feet.

courtesy : facts.googlepages.com

More Amazing Facts about Men & Animals

AMAZING FACTS ABOUT MEN N ANIMALS.

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on
one row ! of the keyboard.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart
stops for a millisecond.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest
tongue twister in the English language.

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a
sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great,
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.


111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the
air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air,
the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has
all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser
printers all have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women.
Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?
Ans. - HoneY.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
A snail can sleep for three years.
All polar bears are left handed.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each
salad served in first-class.


Butterflies taste with their feet.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

nts don't sleep.

Owls have eyeballs that are tubular in shape, because of this, they cannot move their eyes.

A bird requires more food in proportion to its size than a baby or a cat.

The mouse is the most common mammal in the US.

A newborn kangaroo is about 1 inch in length.

A cow gives nearly 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime.

The Canary Islands were not named for a bird called a canary. They were named after a breed of large dogs. The Latin name was Canariae insulae - "Island of Dogs."

There are 701 types of pure breed dogs.

A polecat is not a cat. It is a nocturnal European weasel.

Tapeworms range in size from about 0.04 inch to more than 50 feet in length.

A baby bat is called a pup.

Amazing Body Facts

mazing body Facts

1. Your fingernails grow four times as fast as your toenails.
2. Babies are born with 300 bones adults have 206.
3. Eyelashes last about 150 days.
4. The heart circulates your blood through your body about 1,000 times each day.
5. You make about half a quart (500 ml) of spit each day.
6. The smallest bone in your body is in your ears.
7. Your blood has the same amount of salt in it as the ocean does.
8. A sneeze blows air out of your nose at 100 miles per hour.
9. You are taller in the morning than you are at night.
10. Humans are the only animals that cry when upset.
11. Many more boys are color blind than girls are.
12. Children have more taste buds than adults.
13. Your lungs are the only organs in your body that float.
14. Food spends up to 6 hours in the stomach being digested.
15. Your eyeballs are actually part of your brain.
16. Bones are 4 times stronger than concrete.
17. The largest muscle in your body is the one you are sitting on!
18. In one day, a human sheds 10 billion skin flakes. This amounts to approximately two kilograms in a year.
19. People whose mouth has a narrow roof are more likely to snore. This is because they have less oxygen going through their nose.
20. While sleeping, one man in eight snores, and one in ten grinds his teeth.
21. It takes food seven seconds to go from the mouth to the stomach via the esophagus.
22. Every square inch of the human body has about 19,000,000 skin cells.
23. Approximately 25% of all scald burns to children are from hot tap water and is associated with more deaths than with any other liquid.
24. Forty one percent of women apply body and hand moisturizer at least three times a day.
25. Every hour one billion cells in the body must be replaced.
26. The world record for the number of body piercing on one individual is 702, which is held by Canadian Brent Moffat.
27. The small intestine in the human body is about 2 inches around, and 22 feet long.
28. The human body makes anywhere from 1 to 3 pints of saliva every 24 hours.
29. The human body has approximately 37,000 miles of capillaries.
30. The aorta, which is largest artery located in the body, is about the diameter of a garden hose.
31. Close to fifty percent of the bacteria in the mouth lives on the surface of our tongue.
32. There are approximately 9,000 taste buds on the tongue.
33. The adult human body requires about 88 pounds of oxygen daily.
34. It is very common for babies in New Zealand to sleep on sheepskins. This is to help them gain weight faster, and retain their body heat.
35. An average woman has 17 square feet of skin. When a woman is in her ninth month of pregnancy she has 18.5 square feet of skin.
36. The width of your arm span stretched out is the length of your whole body.
37. 41% of women apply body or hand moisturizer a minimum three times a day.
38. A human's small intestine is 6 meters long.
39. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee. You don't see all of them because most are too fine and light to be noticed.
40. Every hour one billion cells in the body must be replaced.
41. Dead cells in the body ultimately go to the kidneys for excretion.
42. By walking an extra 20 minutes every day, an average person will burn off seven pounds of body fat in a year.
43. The human body is 75% water.
44. You lose everyday around 50 to 100 hairs from your head, which are replaced the same day.
45. An average human has 100000 hairs on the head.
46. The air from a sneeze can reach the speed of 100 mph; from a cough 60 mph.
47. An average person drinks around 16000 gallons of water in his lifetime.
48. A nail takes around 6 months to grow from base to the most tip.
49. Around 45 miles of nerves run through our body. The electric impulses travel at a speed of almost 250 mph!
50. Babies have 94 bones more than an adult, in total 300.
51. An average human blinks 25 times a minute, that's over 6.205.000 times a year!
52. By the age of 70 your heart has beat 2, 5 billion times and pumped around 48.000.000 gallons of blood.
53. In a tiny drop of water there are 5 million red blood cells, 10.000 white cells and 300.000 platelets
54. A square of human skin contains 20 feet of blood vessels, 1300 nerve cells, 100 sweat glands and 3 million cells.
55. The average human body contains enough: Sulphur to kill all fleas on an average dog, Carbon to make 900 pencils, Potassium to fire: a toy cannon, Fat to make 7 bars of soap, Phosphorus to make: 2,200 matchheads, and enough Water to fill a ten gallon tank.
56. The microorganisms in and on your body make up 10% of your bodyweight (dried, without water).
57. You produce a quart of saliva daily, 10.000 gallons in a lifetime.
58. A square of human skin has 32 million bacterias on it!
59. Each second 10.000.000 of cells die and are replaced in your body.
60. You create a new skin every month and a new skeleton every 3 months!
61. Ears and nose don't stop keep growing during the whole life!
62. The liver is the body's chemical factory. It has over 500 functions!
63. You lose 600.000 particles of skin every hour that make up 1.5 pounds a year!
64. You spend one third of your lifetime sleeping. 20 Years in an average lifetime!
65. In a lifetime, an average man will shave 20,000 times.
66. Hair will fall out faster on a person that is on a crash diet.

Benazir Bhutto..

Born in 1953.
1+9+5+3 = 18 = 1+8 = 9
First suicidal attack on her
on 18 Oct.
1+8 = 9
Second Suicidal attack in which she died.
27 Dec.
2+7 = 9
She died in the year
2007
2+0+0+7 = 9
And the Total Period from 1953 to 2007
is
54 years.
5+4 = 9
She got married on18 Dec.1+8 = 9
& She went Out of pakistan for 9 years in19981+9+9+8 = 27 = 2+7 = 9
& Came back in 20072+0+0+7 = 9
His Brother Shahnawaz bhutto has been murdered in19801+9+8+0 =18 =1+8 =9
&if you write Benazir Bhutto in urdu langauge (urdu text)it contains 9 alphabets!
what do u think!isnt Amazing?