Ek Larki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga
Doosri Larki Ko Dekha To Vaisa Laga
Jab Dono Ne Joote Maarey...To Ek Jaisa Laga!!!
SMS Shayri 2:
Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho
To Kya Hua Darling...Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin!
SMS Shayari 3:
Zamane ke dar se teri tasweer toilet mein chupa rakhi hai!SMS Shayari 1:
Ek Larki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga
Doosri Larki Ko Dekha To Vaisa Laga
Jab Dono Ne Joote Maarey...To Ek Jaisa Laga!!!
SMS Shayri 2:
Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho
To Kya Hua Darling...Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin!
SMS Shayari 3:
Zamane ke dar se teri tasweer toilet mein chupa rakhi hai!
dedar ho tera bar bar isliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai
SMS Shayri 4:
Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
SMS Shayari 5:
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!
dedar ho tera bar bar isliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai
SMS Shayri 4:
Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
SMS Shayari 5:
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!
Girls are incomplete without Boys
SHE has HE in it.
Mrs. has Mr. in it.
LADY has LAD in it.
MISTERESS has MISTER in it.
MADAM has ADAM in it.
HOSTESS has HOST in it.
FEMALE has MALE in it
...................and so on the list is never ending
SO NO need to be proud ....Girls
The Login Password Problem....
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"Those asterisks are to protect you," the Help Desk technician explains, "so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn't be able to read your password."
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Malayalis - Question se Answer tak
ITS JUST FOR FUN… TAKE IT EASY…..
Name the wonly part of the werld where Malayalis don't werk hard?
Kerala.
Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi.
Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thoobai, to meet his ungle in the Gelff.
Why do Malayali's go to the Gelff?
To yearn menney.
What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
What is a Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yay.
Why did his wife divorce him?
Because he was louwing another woman.
Who found out that?
His andy.
What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
An Oto.
Who is a Malayali's famous yeactor end yaectress?
Moghan lal, Mammooti, Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.
Why is Kerala the most highly literate state in India?
Its easily giving Degree to get rid of the peapals from Kerala.
Why are Arab countries looking only for Keralites?
They are ready to do yennything for menney.
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:You should at least send this post to:
10 Malayalis and you will receive cokknut oil, 20 Malayalis and you will receive bennena chips, 40 Malayalis you will receive appams,
Send this to 100 Malayalis and you will get free land near the rice
field behind the lungi factory with additional incentive of a whole month's supply of cokknut oil and bennena chips free
=================Courtesy: Shashank Mishra=========================
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