Funny SmS & Jokes

Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola:
Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo!

B.V: aor aaj sey aap he mere leye Imran hain, SAAD hain NOMAN hain

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se
Husband bola:"Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai."

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli
"Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti"

Train mai aik husband apni wife say: tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!

Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!

A boy told his friend,
"yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai".

Friend answered: "Sahi se dekh, hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai :-)"

Woh subah ki thandak,
Woh toliye ki khushbu,
Woh shamp ki bottle,
Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon,
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Tum kiya jano ye to sirf nahanay
wale hi jante hain:p

Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?
Girl: kyaa!
Boy: achi film hai na!!!

Girl: kutty k bachy.
Boy: WHAT????
Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!

Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?"
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

Boy : Jan-e-man!
Totay howay dil se pyaar karogi ya
dil tootnay tak pyaar karogi?

Girl : Kameenay! Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga ya
chappal tootnay tak pitega.

Raam nay been bajai, or seeta duur k ayai…
Kishan nay bansuri bajai, or Radha bhaag k ayai…
aur hum nay sirf seeti bajai, Woh sali BHAI ko lay aai

Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.

Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY"
Woh aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai.

Ik larki thi deewani si Mobile lay kay chalti thi Nazren jukha kar, sharma karMobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi Jab bhi milti thi mujh se Mujh se poocha karti thi
ON kaise hota hai? yeh ON kaise hota hai?

Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta

24- Uncle aik bachay se kehte hain : beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe
pasand agaya to main tumhien paanch rupay doon ga
Bacha masoomiat se : yeh lo ! abhi to Das (10)rupay kahay thay …. !!!!

Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!
Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy:bilkul nahi!
Girl:to phir rehne do…

Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi,
Uth kar sab k saamne aate kyo nahi,
Msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai,
Thodi himmat kar k NAHATE kyun nahi…

Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti hain…

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