Nice Quotes

If you throw Mud on other's you'll loose the Ground.
If you are an idiot, better keep your mouth shut because once you open it you clear all doubts.
Getting married is not the only thing. There are many other ways to break your head. - Baqtiar.
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. - Oscar Wilde
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Ever noticed how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
A mobile phone is the only thing about which a man can proudly say, "Mine is smaller than yours!"
Work fascinates me. I could sit and watch it for hours.
Every time I think about exercise, I lie down till the thought goes away.
Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
 
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And then it was too late."