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From: tajammul_aqadeer <tajammul2006@gmail.com>
Date: Sun, Jun 14, 2009 at 9:57 AM
Subject: Fun Time
To: tajammul2006@gmail.com
[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while
driving.
[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two, you are a referee.
[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person
is always right and the other is the husband!
[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile.
I tried - but they wanted cash.
[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the
month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with,
marry the one you cannot l ive without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it
later.
[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do
not vote.
[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of
resting before you get tired.
[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it
Anyway.
[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong
and she agrees with me.
[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the
job to others.
[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love
many times, always with the same person.
[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man
changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions
between address books.
[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your
parents have done it for you.
[20] Wise men talk because they have something to
say; fools talk because they have to say something
[21] They call our language the mother tongue because
the father seldom gets to speak!
[22] Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get
married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will
never come.
[23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
[24]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what
should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
[25]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs
Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
[26]There is only one perfect child in the world
and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every
neighbor has it!
From: tajammul_aqadeer <tajammul2006@gmail.com>
Date: Sun, Jun 14, 2009 at 9:57 AM
Subject: Fun Time
To: tajammul2006@gmail.com
[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while
driving.
[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two, you are a referee.
[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person
is always right and the other is the husband!
[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile.
I tried - but they wanted cash.
[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the
month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with,
marry the one you cannot l ive without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it
later.
[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do
not vote.
[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of
resting before you get tired.
[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it
Anyway.
[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong
and she agrees with me.
[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the
job to others.
[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love
many times, always with the same person.
[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man
changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions
between address books.
[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your
parents have done it for you.
[20] Wise men talk because they have something to
say; fools talk because they have to say something
[21] They call our language the mother tongue because
the father seldom gets to speak!
[22] Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get
married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will
never come.
[23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
[24]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what
should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
[25]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs
Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
[26]There is only one perfect child in the world
and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every
neighbor has it!
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