Pehla: Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi
hain..
Dusra: Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha....
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ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND SARDAR DENIED
SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY,
WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES..
MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD,
MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI ,
MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON.
SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!
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Sardarjee to Sunita: "I want to marry you"
Sunita: "But I am one year elder to you."
Sardarjee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year."
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Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two
beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat
them.
"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner.
So the two sardars exchanged their sandwiches.
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A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels,
but he always started reading from the middle.
A friend of his asked why he did so?"
It'z doubly interesting", said the Sardar. "TO start from the
middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about
its
beginning
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Once a Sardarji was going to his office.
On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.
Next day , on his way to the office, he noticed a banana peel
and Later after two days, he noticed two banana peels and
exclaimed" ari sala, aaj to choice hai"!!!!!!
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A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate
Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the
advances in
education
on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul
must
answer
two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and
Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though
it's
not
the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get
only
12 seconds in a year?"
The >Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,
etc...."
Saint Peter lets him in without another word
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American says "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."
Sardarji " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti
hai...!!!"
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Dr Chopra psychotherapist wanted 'Sign board' to be
pained in front of his clinic but our Sardar painter
painted "Dr Chorpa Psycho The Rapist"
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What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE .........
Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......
Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati hai
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Doctor to Sardaar : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
< Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....
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Koun si devi ka kounsa prasad India mein famous hai ....
Rabridevi ka laloo prasad
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A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab today........
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still..... digging
for
more.
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Sardar found answer to most difficult question question ever
What comes first - the chicken or the egg ?
< O yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega !!!
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