Sardar is back

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>Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
>Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
>Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
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>Sardar: I think that girl is deaf...
>Friend: How do u know?
>Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
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>Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
>Sardar: ZEBRA
>Teacher: How?
>Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White
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>Sardar: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile?
>Teacher: Me? No, why?
>Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- "1 Miss Call".
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>Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
>Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?
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>Question: "Should Women have Children after 35?"
>Smart Sardar Replied: "No!
>35 Children R More than Enough!!"
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>Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
>Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.
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>Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
>Manager: Do U know MS Office?
>Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
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>Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: "
>Bombay... Bombay "
>Air hostess said: "B silent."
>Sardar: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"
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>Sardar got a sms from his girl friend:
>"I MISS YOU"
>Sardarji replied:
>"I Mr YOU" !!.
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>Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
>Doctor: When?
>Sardar: 3 Months Ago
>Dr:Wat were u doing till now?
>Sardar: We were using duplicate key
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>Why Sardar opens his lunch box in the middle of the road???
>Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office....
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>After finishing MBBS, Sardar started his practice. He Checked 1st
>Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly Said:
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>Torch is okay!
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