Friday, October 2, 2009

LIFE KE FUNDE

LIFE KE FUNDE
U love someone
U marry someone else.

The one u marry
Becomes your wife or husband

And the one u loved becomes the password of your e- mail id"

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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.

There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.

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Three dreams of a man:

1. To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
2. To be as rich as his child believes.
3. To have as many women as his wife suspects...

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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife
the kidney.

If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver
manages with other kidney.

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Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne
denge (Neither we will marry nor we will allow our childrens to marry
someone).
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What's the diff between Dava & Daru?

Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date

And

Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?

Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or
wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.

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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed
it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

Thank you,

Abdul Raoof

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