U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry
Becomes your wife or husband
And the one u loved becomes the password of your e- mail id"
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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.
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Three dreams of a man:
1. To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
2. To be as rich as his child believes.
3. To have as many women as his wife suspects...
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife
the kidney.
If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver
manages with other kidney.
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Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne
denge (Neither we will marry nor we will allow our childrens to marry
someone).
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What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date
And
Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or
wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.
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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed
it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
Thank you,
Abdul Raoof
--- End forwarded message ---
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